Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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