maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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