I chose taco bell over sex...
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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worst night to have a conscience
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi