Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together