are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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