i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
23 Proposal Horror Stories You Won’t Believe
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I think he fucked my hip out of place.