All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
She announced her abortion via fbk
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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