question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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