ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
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And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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