But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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