Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I love you. Go after that dick
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp