i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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