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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.

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• (925): View more from California

  curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.

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• (212): View more from New York

  Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I love you. Go after that dick

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  ...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp

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