Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Sext me about skeletons
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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