i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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