They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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