I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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