i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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