the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
