My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I'm always down for nudity.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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