I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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