she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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