Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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