What a fucking waste of an outfit
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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