so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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