And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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