I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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