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how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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