u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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