R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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