OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Found the puke drawer
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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