i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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