i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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