She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
