I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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