You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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