I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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