A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
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Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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