I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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