is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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