is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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