you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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