who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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