dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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