Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Randomize