She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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