let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
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Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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