let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
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dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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