I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I checked into jail on foursquare
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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