i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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