I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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