What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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