Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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