Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
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I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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