he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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