just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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