This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
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reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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