lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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