If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I have post one night stand depression
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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