i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
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I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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