that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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