Duck Duck Cougar?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
How many fucks given?
0.12846
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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