Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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